QUOTES "Now talk nice and save teeth." --AGNES BOTTON "Around here a set of morals won't cause any more stir than Mother's Day in an orphanage. Maybe that's not good, but that's the way it is. And it wouldn't do any good to build a church down here, because some guy would muscle in and start cutting the wine with wood alcohol. All you can do is try to make the books balance, and the easiest way to do that is to keep one hand on your billfold and the other hand on somebody else's." "If anything goes wrong, your trouble comes hard, and it doesn't do any good to sing the blues, because down here, you're just another guy in the chorus." "How do I spot her? Read it off an ankle bracelet?" "She was at least 50, because you can't get that ugly without years of practice." "I noticed her eyes for the first time. They were small and so close together, they could have saved time and put 'em ...
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