In "Radiogram" Magazine, there is a brief article listing the Old Time Radio celebrities who should be in the government after this coming election:
PRESIDENT: Edward Arnold, who starred as every president from George Washington to Calvin Coolidge on the show "Mr. President."
VICE-PRESIDENT: Senator Beauregard Claghorn.
SECRETARY OF STATE: Truman Bradley, prolific announcer, once touted for the position by Gracie Allen when she ran for President.
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Red Albright, a.k.a. Captain Midnight!
SECRETARY OF EDUCATION: Osgood Conklin (Gale Gordon).
SECRETARY OF LABOR: Chester A. Riley.
SECRETARY OF COMMERCE: Col. Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle.
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY: Jack Benny.
SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY: David Harding.
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES: Henry Barbour.
SECRETARY OF THE NAVY: Captain Silver.
SECRETARY OF THE AIR FORCE: Jimmie Allen.
SECRETARY OF THE ARMY: Major George Fielding Eliot.
SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION: The Mysterious Traveler .
DIRECTOR OF THE CIA: Ken Thurston, a.k.a. The Man Called X.
DIRECTOR OF THE FBI: Sgt. Joe Friday.
DIRECTOR OF THE BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS: Steve Adams, a.k.a. Straight Arrow.
SURGEON GENERAL: Dr. Paul Christian.
ADMINISTRATOR OF THE EPA: Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve.
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT: Judge James Hardy.
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Mr. District Attorney.
DIRECTOR OF U.S. CITIZENSHIP AND IMMIGRATION: Luigi Basco.
POSTMASTER GENERAL: U.S. Postal Inspector Jefferson Black.
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